JIHAD JERRY'S WEEKLY LOW DOWN ON THE DOWN LOW - SEPTEMBER 22
Why don't you infidels understand we are at war and nothing is funny!? Here's one for you: "How about those United Nations?" United in hatred and distrust of one another that is.
As the U.N. conference got underway this week the clown show kept kicking it hard and the bad humor spilled forth. El Popo, a real right-wing , "Christian" fossil was tone deaf enough to quote a Medieval text critical of Islam, condemning the prophet Mohammed for advocating violence in order to spread his faith. The Muslims, not known for their sense of humor, took offense to what they considered unfounded criticism by staging violent protests, torching Christian churches and calling for the Pope's head. El Popo "apologized" when really all he had to say is "case in point". Pathetic! Can anyone even prove their god exists much less condones killing? Oh well.
Not to be upstaged by other Fundamentalists and 'men of faith" El Presidente Bush continued posturing and complaining like a mean, hillbilly grandpa - pouting because some military leaders and senators insisted on a debate over his prisoner torture plan. Bush quoted a kid he knew in grade school; "Well, if ya can't beat 'em ,join 'em. Torture me once, shame on you! Torture me twice and I'll do it too!"And then he really put his foot down here at the UN spitting out "no, I ain't gonna do it!" when asked by the press if he would talk with Iranian President Ahmadinejad during his visit. "W" knows the short guy might "trick" him with "words" being the silver-tongued, Axis of Evil, Iranian snake that he is.
Nothing is funny but even poor Jihad Jerry broke down and laughed at Venezuelan President Chavez's piece of podium theatre Wednesday night. Waving a hard copy of Noam Chomsky's latest book at the General Assembly he pronounced Bush to be the Devil Incarnate. The laughter in the hall was audible even on censored American TV. Apparently Chavez could still sniff a whiff of the Devil's sulphur trail 24 hours later. He must be a Sommelier! The media almost pooped in their broadcast pants, playing the Chavez clip over and over in the 24/7 brainwash news cycle. "Hey, he said it, not us! We report you decide!" If you were Chavez or Ahmadinejad staring up at the oil hungry, US Goliath wouldn't you want to join the nuclear club? Luckily Pakistan is in the club. That's the only reason "W" didn't make good on his post 9/11 threat to Musaraf. "Either you're with us or agin' us. It's your choice. Choose wrong and we'll bomb you back into the stone age! So, let's get in this hunt together!"
Meanwhile, in a concurrent development Popeye was forced to change the lyrics to his theme song after a nationwide e coli outbreak involving packaged, fresh spinach. So much for health food grown in polluted ground water. We've taken the proverbial shit in our collective backyard one too many times now and the spoils are coming home to roost. "My life's gonna finish cuz I eat my spinach, I'm Popeye the sailor man!"
The fear Machine will undoubtedly spin the spinach incident into a bio-terrorism scare. "Al Qaeda is takin' a dump on our farmlands! IET's (Improvised Explosive Turds). What can YOU do? Next on Fox News."
As the U.N. conference got underway this week the clown show kept kicking it hard and the bad humor spilled forth. El Popo, a real right-wing , "Christian" fossil was tone deaf enough to quote a Medieval text critical of Islam, condemning the prophet Mohammed for advocating violence in order to spread his faith. The Muslims, not known for their sense of humor, took offense to what they considered unfounded criticism by staging violent protests, torching Christian churches and calling for the Pope's head. El Popo "apologized" when really all he had to say is "case in point". Pathetic! Can anyone even prove their god exists much less condones killing? Oh well.
Not to be upstaged by other Fundamentalists and 'men of faith" El Presidente Bush continued posturing and complaining like a mean, hillbilly grandpa - pouting because some military leaders and senators insisted on a debate over his prisoner torture plan. Bush quoted a kid he knew in grade school; "Well, if ya can't beat 'em ,join 'em. Torture me once, shame on you! Torture me twice and I'll do it too!"And then he really put his foot down here at the UN spitting out "no, I ain't gonna do it!" when asked by the press if he would talk with Iranian President Ahmadinejad during his visit. "W" knows the short guy might "trick" him with "words" being the silver-tongued, Axis of Evil, Iranian snake that he is.
Nothing is funny but even poor Jihad Jerry broke down and laughed at Venezuelan President Chavez's piece of podium theatre Wednesday night. Waving a hard copy of Noam Chomsky's latest book at the General Assembly he pronounced Bush to be the Devil Incarnate. The laughter in the hall was audible even on censored American TV. Apparently Chavez could still sniff a whiff of the Devil's sulphur trail 24 hours later. He must be a Sommelier! The media almost pooped in their broadcast pants, playing the Chavez clip over and over in the 24/7 brainwash news cycle. "Hey, he said it, not us! We report you decide!" If you were Chavez or Ahmadinejad staring up at the oil hungry, US Goliath wouldn't you want to join the nuclear club? Luckily Pakistan is in the club. That's the only reason "W" didn't make good on his post 9/11 threat to Musaraf. "Either you're with us or agin' us. It's your choice. Choose wrong and we'll bomb you back into the stone age! So, let's get in this hunt together!"
Meanwhile, in a concurrent development Popeye was forced to change the lyrics to his theme song after a nationwide e coli outbreak involving packaged, fresh spinach. So much for health food grown in polluted ground water. We've taken the proverbial shit in our collective backyard one too many times now and the spoils are coming home to roost. "My life's gonna finish cuz I eat my spinach, I'm Popeye the sailor man!"
The fear Machine will undoubtedly spin the spinach incident into a bio-terrorism scare. "Al Qaeda is takin' a dump on our farmlands! IET's (Improvised Explosive Turds). What can YOU do? Next on Fox News."
posted by Jihad Jerry at 8:06 AM
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